The Rules

(Words in bold to be yelled by audience members when Rules are announced at shows)

Rule #1: Give your suggestions. This is an audience participation game, so you will speak loudly and arrive piss drunk.

Rule #2: No bad suggestions. If you give a bad suggestion, you will be publicly flogged. Examples of bad suggestions are: Teletubbies, Pokemon, inanimate objects,* and anything to do with Bill Clinton.

Rule #3: Give homage to The Spoon. When The Spoon is presented, you will chant like this: ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Rule #4: Judge fairly. Even if the player is your friend and/or lover, you will not vote for them if their game sucked bootie.

Rule #5: You will come every other Friday. Even if your mother is tied above a pit of lions with leaping doom flames of doom and you alone can save her, you will say, "Sorry, Mom, it's Friday."

Rule #6: At the beginning of every show, you will count down like this: Live Nude People will begin in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1! LIVE NUDE PEOPLE!

*Just a note: a dildo is pretty much considered an inaminate object.