Fall 2005 Cast!

Presenting the Fall 2005 Cast of LIVE NUDE PEOPLE! (with clothes on).

Lilan Bowden, CAPTAIN, "The Freshmakers"

Lilan refuses to kill ants in her house. So now the insect world loves her, but only at the cost of respect from the human world.

Spencer Williams, "The Freshmakers"

Spencer spent the last year in Spain. That was a very alliterative sentence.

Richie Root, "The Freshmakers"

Richie Root has an awesome name and works at a 50's themed diner. Yeah. We don't believe he really exists either.

William Brode, "The Freshmakers"

Will says we'll eventually start calling him "Will Brode" because that's just "what everyone ends up doing." To spite him, we'll start calling him "Esmerelda."

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Jeff Newman, CAPTAIN, "Scaaaarrrry"

Over the summer, Jeff's band won a KROQ contest and gained a minor form of celebrity. Why he's still here with us, we do not know.

Negin Singh, "Scaaaarrrry"

Negin's scene in her first audition had her marvelling over her giant handlebar moustache. We never heard from this moustache again. Where's the moustache, Negin?!

Kieran Biggs, "Scaaaarrrry"

Kieran's Irish, and yet he didn't get a part in UCI's production of "The Crippleof Inishmaan," which is set in Ireland. Obviously, this means he just isn't Irish enough. He needs to try harder.

Garrett Mendez, "Scaaaarrrry"

Garrett was late for LNP bonding night because the police took him down for slightly bad parking and being "feisty." Let this be a warning to all those who dare affront the IPD!

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Ryan Hoskins, CAPTAIN, "V.I.R.G.I.N.S."

Ryan still holds the distinction of being the only Live Nude cast member to ever maim an audience member during a performance. Beat that, newbies!

Jessica Reiner-Harris, "V.I.R.G.I.N.S."

Jessica spent her summer smuggling Disney themed contraband into Columbian day care centers. Some may call her a criminal... others, a hero!

Robbie Arnett, "V.I.R.G.I.N.S."

Robbie tore his ACL at the end of last quarter. He's fine now, but for a long time there, we were really wondering... what the hell does ACL stand for?

Zach Reino, "V.I.R.G.I.N.S."

Jeff really wanted to give Zach the nickname WTC. The train of thought went as such. Reino (pronounced "Reno") to Reno 911, 911 to 9-11... you see where that jackass was going with this.

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AND meet some of our crew

Max Haymer, Pianist

Max is the second best pianist in the world. No shit.

Ben Chamberlin, Tech

Ben has no idea what's going on.

And Maggie Foss, our costumer, couldn't be reached for photographs... actually, the battery died before we had a chance. Sorry, Maggie.

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So that's us. Remember, this Friday, October 14th, we're having our first show. 11pm. Little Theater. Back to School Night is the theme. Come!

-LNP Management